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Hey Trendly ladies and gentlemen. We don’t think we’ve seen you here before. Do you come here often? Oh, you’re a regular Trendliest reader. Oh, then odds are we won’t have to convince you to come home with us, but if you were new to this site we’d lay on the charm via the use of the trendliest method of seduction, The Pick-Up line.
The pick-up line originated in the mid 1970’s when two Americans, in preparation for a night out at the Montreal clubs, flipped through a French-English dictionary to figure out how to ask French Canadians if they want to have sex. They came up with “Do you want to go to bed with me?” or “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?”
Unfortunately the two men in question were extremely ugly and ended up being turned down by every woman they met that evening…including two or three prostitutes who when later asked said they preferred the honest approach of a simple hello. Luckily, for the two men in question they turned their sexual woes into the smash hit “Lady Marmalade” and even though no women ever believed them when they tried to impress them with their songwriting credits, they ended up very rich…and alone.
Preferred A Simple Hello
The pick-up line has since evolved into an increasingly awkward yet charming art with literally thousands of permutations on the original formula. Most of these enticing inquiries are only successful when the person doing the wooing is dressed in a ridiculous outfit and has had his or her tips professionally frosted.
The following is a list of some of the more popular pick up lines that are sure to help you achieve the friendly and trendy goal of getting the object of your affection to notice you because you’ll be talking to them.
1. Yo bitch…Can I holla?
2. I can see your pants in that mirror…I’m in that mirror. I think both me and your pants are in that mirror.
3. You’re pretty like Stevie Nicks.
Stevie Nicks…The Current Gold Standard of Beauty
4. I’m Enrique Iglesias.
5. Shall I phone you or nudge you?
6. When we get out of jail…I’m going to love you forever…if we get out of jail.
7. I lease a ’95 Chrysler Sebring.
8. When you stepped out of heaven did they have to kill someone to make an angel to replace you…because I think killing is morally reprehensible.
9. When in Rome or wherever it is we are, do me.
10. Twenty dollars for one song!
Hopefully, these lines can be of some assistance in curing your lovelorn state, but you’ll never know unless you get out there and put them to the test. The proof is in the trendly pudding.
August 5, 2008 - Posted by evankessler | Celebrities, Methods, Romance, Social Trends | Chrysler Sebring, Enrique Iglesias, lap dances, Mystery, Pick Up Artist, pick up lines, Rome, Stevie Nicks, trendliest
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