In The Bush
Greetings creatures of the fashionable flesh. Are you often met with vacant stares when you remove your pants to feel the air down there? Are you the type of person who who enjoys baring more than your soul while playing nine holes? Do you long to visit a tropical paradise where the wind blows through the palm trees and your undercarriage? And finally, are you a high school principle or retired haberdasher with a front-butt and revolting genitalia who would feel more secure if everyone knew what you were packing all of the time? Well, why didn’t you say so? You’re qualified to hit up the friendly trendy new hot spots that are sprouting up almost as often as your freshly shorn pubic hair. We’re not talking about locker rooms, but the friendliest and trendiest new form of communal living…Nudist Colonies.
Nudist colonies have been existence since the earliest man couldn’t figure out how to skin a fern, but since then civilization has forsaken all forms of open air, be it warm or cold in order to hide their sexy parts from each other in order to lamely maintain an air of mystery about themselves. However, as time has worn on and films as diverse as Debbie Does Dallas and Aladdin have dropped the double entendre in favor of straight up entendre…human beings have more and more often been getting down to the nitty gritty by basically spending the majority of their waking hours trying to see each other naked. The advent of nudist colonies came as a direct result of this basic human desire to undress one another.
Nudist Colonies are usually located in areas distant from population centers due to the fact that most inhabitants have been shunned by those same group of human beings that have no desire to see certain disrobe and wish they’d all just hide in the woods out of plain sight with their pubic forestry blending in with the actual forestry. However, amongst their accepted equals these nudists maintain that the human body is a beautiful an not at all awkward thing that should be embraced whether one is fishing, eating, or just plain singing karaoke.
While most of these flesh farms consist largely of bare elders, there is a growing youth movement. The younger population in these environments tend to be very well educated and absolutely fearless on account of the fact that they never have that recurring nightmare when they’re standing naked at the front of the classroom. And in our estimation the proliferation of a confident youth class is most decidedly trendly.
Some may think the best part of joining a Nudist Colony is the sense of community, the buffet or the regular games of badminton; we here at Trendliest beg to differ. The most appealing part of being a Nudist is getting to see boobs. Any time there are boobs on display no matter how saggy or perky, it will always be considered friendly or trendly.
April 2, 2009 - Posted by evankessler | Culture, family entertainment, self-help, Sexuality, Social Trends, Travel | Aladdin, badminton, boobs, Debbie Does Dallas, eating, entendre, fishing, karaoke, Macy Gray, Nude Touch Rugby, Nudist Colonies, Nudity, the human body
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